MODERN TALKING
THE 1ST ALBUM / LET’S TALK ABOUT LOVE / READY FOR ROMANCE / IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE / ROMANTIC WARRIORS
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★★★ / ★★★ / ★★★ / ★★ / ★★
German duo Modern Talking bashed out songs by the yard reliant on future reality pop show judge Dieter Bohlen’s chintzy production and Thomas Anders’ androgynous, unapologetically histrionic vocals. These first five albums of the duo’s initial incarnation were all released between 1985-87, stuffed with call-andresponse Jim Steinman knock-offs that made Brother Louie a fabulous, knowingly kitsch classic.